CLASSIFIED
NOVEMBER 19, 2026 // GTA VI RELEASE DAY
T–000 DAYS // 00:00:00
$ALIBI
WHAT IS ALIBI?
On November 19, GTA VI arrives — and millions of people are going to suddenly become unavailable.
ALIBI provides officially approved excuses for whatever you were supposed to be doing that day.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE. COVER YOUR TRACKS.
$ALIBI CONTRACT ADDRESS
CONTRACT ADDRESS COMING SOON
EXHIBIT A // OFFICIAL STATEMENT
“I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE CALLING IN SICK ON NOVEMBER 19.”SOURCE // YAHOO TECH
FORM ALI-19
REQUEST FOR ABSENCE AUTHORIZATION
ALIBI DEPARTMENT // APPLICATION DIVISION
NOTICE: By submitting this request, the applicant acknowledges
that the ALIBI Department accepts no responsibility for follow-up
questions, suspicious employers, teachers, relatives, disappointed partners,
or other unforeseen consequences.
I hereby certify that the above statement is sufficient
to justify my absence on November 19, 2026.
DISCLAIMER // OFFICIAL NON-OFFICIAL NOTICE
$ALIBI is a fan-made community coin inspired by internet culture surrounding the release of GTA VI. $ALIBI is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Rockstar Games, Take-Two Interactive, or any of their affiliates.
$ALIBI has no intrinsic value and comes with no promise or expectation of financial returns. Nothing on this website constitutes financial advice. Only spend what you are prepared to lose.